About

A.I.W.D.I.F.E.

All I wanna do is f*ckin' eat.

Bootleg redraw of the moment the line was born

You know the line. You've heard it, you've yelled it at a tailgate, and somebody probably stitched it on a hat at 2 a.m. That's us.

AIWDIFE is fan gear for people who already know what the letters stand for, and for the ones who'll ask. It's bootleg on purpose. You won't find it at the bookstore.

Every piece is made to order. Most of it is embroidered and some of it is printed, and each product page tells you which.

Unofficial fan gear, run by a Damn Good Dawg, Class of '95. Questions? support@aiwdife.com

Now go eat.